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I’m listening to Beyonce to make myself feel better. It’s working. 

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs, via earth-to-world)

kjellbergpie:

THIS GIRL IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS DIDN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORGANISM AND AN ORGASM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS SHE EXCLAIMED ‘TEACHER, AREN’T WE ALL AN ORGASM?’

THE TEACHER SPENT THE NEXT 5 MINUTES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE TO HER 

(via in-the-valley-0f-the-dolls)

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

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I swear to God this kills me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via thenearlywitch)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via rosemoriarty1895)

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

peekaloo:

blinded-v0id:

youcouldbefound:

llama-cakes:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GUYS.DO THIS.PLEASE

Do this put also your personality plz

This looks like fun

(Source: deadkirschtein, via she-walksin-starlight)

hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

(via tiedtoarockingchair)

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(Source: witchlibrarian, via b4nds-4nd-ph4n)

anyawaits:

Oh Dan, this is the third “just this one time” this week.

(via ironicallyphan)